THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school.
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice.
In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.
u lived in a k-mart
This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading
you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’
My list of creepy females.
Yvonne De Carlo - Lily Munster
Carolyn Jones - Morticia Addams (TV series, circa 1964)
Angelina Jolie - Maleficent
Cassandra Peterson - Elvira
Maila Nurmi - Vampira
Fairuza Balk - Nancy Downs (The Craft)
Taissa Farmiga - Zoe Benson (American Horror Story: Coven)
Anjelica Huston - Morticia Addams (Film circa 1991)
Instrument. Through music, one can move people of any language to tears or joy or anger or hope.
Fuck Percy! He was an asshole. #WeasleyIsOurKing
lmao wrong fandom sweetie
Percy was pompous, but he came to fight with his family in the end. Not only that, but Percy just chose the wrong side and had a different view from his family- much like Sirius Black.
It was Arthur who said the ministry was using Percy, and how do you think it makes a person feel when their own parents don’t think they get to a certain point based on their own abilities?
It was also Arthur who told him to leave, instead of trying to understand his son.
Percy was an ass, but then again, you can say that about Arthur too- who is supposedly one of the nicest dudes.
l m a o w r o n g f a n d o m s w e e t i ea glorious but stressful day for the pjo fandom
WHEN YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A CHARACTER WITHOUT SPECIFICATION HOW IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF ITS PERCY JACKSON OR PERCY WEASLEY CALM DOWN
ur literally the only one yelling calm down
because its blue, blue food is like a huge thing in the percy Jackson fandom ….
Blue is also a big thing in Doctor Who’s fandom, sweetie.
ItS BLEu COKE ThAT S OUR THIG N
okay now i’m only waiting for the supernatural gif
Who do people NOT realize this is a PJO thing like ???? It is said iN THE BOOKS that he loves this kinda drink and unless you havent read the books which maybe they haven’t?? You would know this? Its not like Like “aw yea this strangely colored coke im gonna share it with percy from hp bc idk why!! BUt itT says percy!”
This post is a mess
We used to have a blue car called Percy.
What the fuck. How old are you guys? Five?
Not knowing your fandoms?
What would Jesus not do?
Things Jesus would do:
- Flip tables
- Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
- Tell the weather outside to STOP
- Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
- Bring people back from the dead
- Go fishing
- Give you food
- Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
- Make furniture
- Walk across the ocean because you need to stop
This…is the best
As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT
Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone
Pair with the first poem published in a scientific journal, an ode to bioluminescence.
Let it glow!
What’s your favorite?
Here is my take on the color yellow.
This picture is 7 pictures put together:
2 pictures for me. Since I was the one holding the remote for the camera shutter, I had to pose myself with the remote in each hand so I could use the ones with the open hand.
And 5 pictures for the sheets. I bought this twin flat sheet at a thrift store for $3 specifically for this photograph. It only covered so much space, so I had to position it on one side, flick it in the wind, then repeat on the other side. I then composited those “flicks” together into one big sheet of movement.
A lot of photographs were taken for this, but having my dad as a peanut gallery/watch dog/audience member, I managed to get what I needed and leave within an hour. Not to mention the entire day I waited for this perfect sunset light.
I hope you like this as much as I do.
Free is the bird without a cage.
Light Yagami & Misa Amane | Death Note
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